The Lair of the White Worm (1988)…uhhhhh…what?!?!?!

A long time ago, in a land far, far away, there lived an impressionable young girl with far too much curiosity… No, not working for you? Let’s try this then… Sometime around 1990, in the cosmopolitan burg of Montreal, I was a sleepless nine year old who sneaked into the hallway and took a peek at the movie my mother had fallen … Keep Reading…

Jinn (2014)…Seriously, Are You Trying to Piss Me Off?

“Once, in a time before time, God breathed life into the universe. And the light gave birth to Angels. And the earth gave birth to Man. And the fire gave birth to the Djinn, creatures condemned to dwell in the void between the worlds…Fear one thing in all there is… FEAR THE DJINN.” Damn that line was fucking cool. You … Keep Reading…

Grimm Love (2006)…Facts, Film and Eating People

Call me kooky, but I’ve got issues with the idea of being eaten; and I guess I always assumed that everyone else did too, but as it turns out, not so much… Based on actual events, Grimm Love (as in Brothers Grimm…as in German…yeah, it’s dumb) is the story of two very lonely, deeply disturbed men with very particular desires. … Keep Reading…

Maniac (2012)…Reflections on a Remake

Hmmm Elijah Wood as a murdering, mommy obsessed, lady scalping maniac…I’ll admit it, I had my doubts (many, many doubts).With his delicate, almost elven features and his un-intimidating stature, he didn’t seem exactly an ideal choice to fill the original maniac’s (Joe Spinell) big clunky shoes…come on, you know what I mean. He’s, you know, short and adorable, like a … Keep Reading…

5 Wickedly Fun 80’s Horror Flicks You Should Be Watching This Halloween!

Halloween is fast approaching kiddies, and with it come the customary lists of high brow horror that one must absolutely watch, lest you lose your right to call yourself a true fan of the genre. Nothing against your better class of horror films of course, but I figured I’d switch it up a little with a list of some purely fun … Keep Reading…

Killing Mr. Right (2014)…A Fun and Twisted Little Indie Horror!

There’s a lot to be said about low-budget, independent horror films, not the least of which is that, more often than not, they kinda suck. So, even though the trailer looked like Killing Mr. Right might be a decent viewing I went into it expecting only something to hold my attention while I folded my laundry (oh yeah, it’s all scary/sexy … Keep Reading…

See No Evil 2…The Soskas and the Beauty of Horror

Fuck yes!!! Nah seriously, FUCK YES!!!! I just finished See No Evil 2, a movie that I watched only because of the Soska Sisters’ involvement, and I am now watching it again, because it kicked THAT much ass!!! I mean fuck, look at all the exclamations I’m using, I am one enthused bitch right now. Alright, first, I might as well … Keep Reading…

Fade to Black: Jeff Grobnagger is Kinda the Man!

In the hopes of saving the life of an oddly bleach obsessed author (ahem), I decided last night to start reading Fade to Black, the first in a series of five novels (ambitious) called The Grobnagger Chronicles. What can I say, I like helping people, and pleasantly enough however, I found myself hooked from the first two sentences. “Any minute now … Keep Reading…

Frankenstein in Heels: Women and Monsters

Did you know that there’s only been one female version of the Frankenstein monster? Of course I don’t mean that there’s only ever been one female character to be re-animated on film, and I’m also not referring to the “brides”, but speaking strictly of Dr. Victor Frankenstein’s creation, only one lady has ever filled those enormous shoes. German born Austrian model/actress Susan … Keep Reading…

Fright Night (1985) and the Near Perfect Horror Film

Contrary to popular belief, Fright Night has never been, nor will it ever be, remade. Tragically there exists a tasteless rumor, believed by many to be fact, that some very misguided soul took it upon himself to remake this near flawless gem of a horror-comedy, and in his endless detachment from rational thought, cast Colin Farrell as the villain. Ludicrous really, … Keep Reading…

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