Horns (2013): Harry Potter & the Devil Inside

There is this exquisite moment in Horns where, in the haven of their treehouse love nest, Daniel Racliffe’s Ig Perrish watches Juno Temple’s Merrin dance for him in the streaming sunlight. Merrin practically glows as the light envelops her and reveals her naked curves through the translucent fabric of her dusky pink dress, while a love-struck Ig watches on adoringly. David Bowie’s Heroes fills … Keep Reading…

Jessabelle (2014)…I Really Did Wanna Like You But…

Am I the only one who gets the overwhelming urge to play the banjo and speak in a Cajun accent whenever watching a movie shot in the bayou? I bet I’m not…but it’s cool if y’all wanna pretend I’m the only weird one here…hmmph. Set in Louisiana, Jessabelle follows young Jessie (adorable Aussie Sarah Snook) as she moves back home to … Keep Reading…

The Lair of the White Worm (1988)…uhhhhh…what?!?!?!

A long time ago, in a land far, far away, there lived an impressionable young girl with far too much curiosity… No, not working for you? Let’s try this then… Sometime around 1990, in the cosmopolitan burg of Montreal, I was a sleepless nine year old who sneaked into the hallway and took a peek at the movie my mother had fallen … Keep Reading…

Jinn (2014)…Seriously, Are You Trying to Piss Me Off?

“Once, in a time before time, God breathed life into the universe. And the light gave birth to Angels. And the earth gave birth to Man. And the fire gave birth to the Djinn, creatures condemned to dwell in the void between the worlds…Fear one thing in all there is… FEAR THE DJINN.” Damn that line was fucking cool. You … Keep Reading…

Grimm Love (2006)…Facts, Film and Eating People

Call me kooky, but I’ve got issues with the idea of being eaten; and I guess I always assumed that everyone else did too, but as it turns out, not so much… Based on actual events, Grimm Love (as in Brothers Grimm…as in German…yeah, it’s dumb) is the story of two very lonely, deeply disturbed men with very particular desires. … Keep Reading…

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