2014 The Year in Horror: 5 Surprisingly Good Films & 5 Inexcusably Bad Movies…

I don’t like lists. Truth be told, lists stress me out, I get sweaty palms trying to put one thing ahead/behind another whether it be movies or brands of coffee. Plus it takes me for bloody ever cause I second guess myself like the fate of all the world’s cutest baby kittens is resting on my shoulders. So I’m not gonna … Keep Reading…

A Girl’s Guide to Horror Xmas Card

  Wishing you all the best for this holiday season!!! And remember Horror Fans, let’s keep the horror in the movies where it belongs, so be safe, don’t be a drunk driving dickface and wear a condom (cause even elves can have a rotty crotch). Love and Obscenely Inappropriate Gropes; Horror Chick

Black Christmas (1974 & 2006)…Simultaneously the Very Best & Very Worst Holiday Horror Movies!

There are some things in this world, sacred things I believe, that man must not fucketh with…classic horror movies that I love are one of those things.   And yet, for some reason that I am certain involves a vendetta against me personally, studios continue to remake, re-imagine and repeatedly crap out ungodly cinematic abortions that have no business being made. … Keep Reading…

Leprechaun: Origins (2014)…An Unnecessary Reboot That Really Has No Business Existing!

I love horror movies. Good, bad, old or new, most horror movies are just so fucking fun to sit through. They can be scary or funny or sometimes so cheesy bad they’re brilliant; at the very least most horror films have some redeeming qualities that make them enjoyable. As such, I’ve had a blast watching some really terrible movies because … Keep Reading…

The Babadook (2014)…An Old School Horror Movie That Lives Up to the Hype

Six times… It’s been a week since I discovered The Babadook, and I have already seen it six times…and  I’ve pre-ordered the BluRay. Why? Simply put, because The Babadook is, inarguably, the absolute best horror movie of the year. If you haven’t seen it, you’ll want to do that as soon as possible, and then clear that schedule cause you’ll … Keep Reading…

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