The Visit (2015) Trailer…Scared Kids, Spooky Grandparents & The Giddy Possibility That Shyamalan Won’t Suck…Again

What can I say, I haven’t been a fan of M. Night Shyamalan’s since…well, since The Sixth Sense. I did try to hang on during Unbreakable and Signs in the hopes that whatever genius had inspired his breakout film would return and blow me away in his latest project, but like many of his former fans, my illusions were epically … Keep Reading…

The Scarehouse (2014)…A Few Fun Scenes Can’t Save This Scare-free Mess

All women, as a general rule, have the (sometimes effortless) ability to become huge fucking bitches. Now don’t hiss and get testy ladies, it is a fact that all of us have a barely leashed uber-bitch lurking just below our civilized surface, kinda like a hidden superpower (of sorts) that can be used for good as well as evil…although let’s face … Keep Reading…

Lord of Tears (2013)…Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Owlman? Ummm…I am!

Fuck YES! Now THIS is a fucking horror movie! Unexpectedly nerve-racking, strangely beautiful and chillingly atmospheric, The Lord of Tears is an utterly brilliant cinematic horror experience that may not be for every horror fan, but in my book should absolutely be required viewing. Okay, lemme admit that when I first saw the poster featuring the infamous “Owlman” my eyes rolled into … Keep Reading…

WolfCop (2014)…A Fun Canadian Horror Comedy With Just a Little Bit of Bite

Let’s take a quick walk down memory lane kiddies, back to the care-free and innocent days of the late 1980’s, when I was just a wee Horror Chicklet. A soon to be beloved childhood classic hits the shelves of the local video store (google it if you’re confused about the term) and lil ol’ me begs my half-sister to make … Keep Reading…

Insidious: Chapter 3 Trailer Delivers the Scares…Here’s Hoping the Movie Lives Up to It!

If awesomeness had a face, I’m pretty sure it would look exactly like Lin Shaye…that being said, I must admit I’m a wee bit confused by this trailer. It’s obvious that this is a whole new family being haunted this time around (seriously, one more Patrick Wilson haunting and I was gonna seriously have to think about not watching the … Keep Reading…

Movie Night: Re-Animator (1985)

If you have yet to experience the epic, unparalleled awesome that is Re-Animator…I don’t even know how to end that sentence. Based on a story by H.P. Lovecraft about Herbert West, a medical student at fictional Miskatonic University, who discovers the secret to re-animating dead tissue, Re-Animator is an indisputable classic (yes it IS) and one should have no right (whatsoever) … Keep Reading…

Maggie (2015) Trailer…Arnold Does Zombies.

I have a soft spot for Schwarzenegger, probably because of my slightly unhealthy love for The Terminator movies (whoa, one and two only of course), but also because…well, who DOESN’T love a good Arnold movie. He isn’t the best actor, but he is usually pretty entertaining, and now with his new face it’s like watching a whole new Arnold. But … Keep Reading…

Maniac Cop star Robert Z’Dar dead at 64

Known for his brawny build and unforgettably prominent jawline, cult film actor and star of the Maniac Cop series Robert Z’Dar has tragically passed away on March 30th, 2015 in Pensacola, Florida. The actor, who was in town to attend Pensacon, Pensacola’s annual comiccon, was hospitalized when he complained of chest pains and soon after went into cardiac arrest. passing … Keep Reading…

Horror Quickie: The Pyramid (2014)

Sigh… You know what? Fuck this fucking movie! No I mean it, this movie sucks so much that I am now totally disillusioned. I may need to do something drastic here to get over this crap, like become a mad super villain and use my wicked powers to destroy every copy of this wretched flick…or just pretend it doesn’t exist … Keep Reading…

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