The new trailer for The Last Witch Hunter has got me as cautiously giddy as an overly repressed school girl …yes that is a thing.
First, Elijah Wood is in this flick, and anyone who has been following AGG2H will know of my overwhelming love for Wood and his burgeoning horror career, specifically Maniac (woo love Maniac). Also, Michael Caine co-stars…but to be fair Michael Caine has been in every movie made in the last 10 years (yes EVERY one), but STILL it’s a very exciting bit of casting for this type of a movie…right?
Rose Leslie (Ygritte from GoT) also co-stars as a “dream walker” named Chloe, and I’m betting she tells Vin that he knows nothing at some point…come on, y’all know you’ll be looking for that one.
Now admittedly I’m not really much of a Vin Diesel fan (whoa Nelly, before anyone loses their nut, I just mean I haven’t seen many of his movies), but he was stellar (and so HOT) in Pitch Black and he has this undeniable magnetism that almost (ALMOST) makes me consider watching those car movies of his…hasn’t happened yet, but you never know.
In The Last Witch Hunter, Diesel plays Kaulder, an immortal hunter of witches (obviously), who is the ONLY man who stands between humanity and “the combined forces of the most horrifying witches in history”…so he must go into the dream world to beat the Witch Queen before, you know, shit gets real.
Okay, I’ll admit that sounds as cheesy as a stuffed crust pizza…but who cares, I love movies about witches and I have this sad/sick/twisted part of me that just loves cheeeeeeezzy action, so I. CAN’T. WAIT.
Witch Hunter is directed by Breck Eisner, the man behind 2010’s decent remake of The Crazies, so there is a distinct possibility that this will be a pretty good…no, I can’t even finish that sentence. Chances are The Last Witch Hunter will be a kinda trashy but fun as fuck fall flick, so have a look at one heck of an entertaining trailer and see if it inspires any giddiness in anyone but me.
The Last Witch Hunter will be released in theaters October 23rd . Let me know what you thought of the trailer horror fans, and as always give a girl some love and click that Like button 😉