The Conjuring 2 (2016)…A Highly Anticipated Sequel That Doesn’t Quite Measure Up

The Conjuring 2, perhaps the most anticipated horror film of the year is, admittedly, one of those movies that made me do my fangirl happy dance when it was first announced. Let’s face it, the original Conjuring was damn near perfect, an undeniably epic horror masterwork that combined director James Wan’s ever evolving visual style with powerhouse performances by a phenomenally … Keep Reading…

Felicia’s Reviews: Green Room (2016)

Green Room is by far one of the best films of 2016, and you probably have never seen or even heard about it…yet.  The film starts off with an indie punk band called the Ain’t Rights which includes bassist Pat (a superb Anton Yelchin), singer Tiger (Callum Turner), guitarist Sam (Alia Shawkat) and drummer Reece (Joe Cole). After accepting a … Keep Reading…

Movie Night: Class of Nuke ‘Em High (1986)

The students of Tromaville High have been acting a little strange lately. Could it be adolescent hormones that are turning the teens in to fighting, screwing, occasionally lactating monsters, or is it the oozing green toxic waste that is leaking from the shady nuclear power plant next door? With a title like Nuke ‘Em High, I’m guessing you already know it’s … Keep Reading…

The Last Witch Hunter (2015) First Teaser Trailer

I love movies about witches, don’t you? Of all the horror sub-genres, I find that movies about witchcraft tend to be have this awesome surreal, cheesy gothic feel that, in my opinion, makes these films the absolute MOST fun to watch. No matter how bad (The Covenant, Season of the Witch, Blair Witch 2, etc) or good (Suspiria, Black Sunday, The … Keep Reading…

The Visit (2015) Trailer…Scared Kids, Spooky Grandparents & The Giddy Possibility That Shyamalan Won’t Suck…Again

What can I say, I haven’t been a fan of M. Night Shyamalan’s since…well, since The Sixth Sense. I did try to hang on during Unbreakable and Signs in the hopes that whatever genius had inspired his breakout film would return and blow me away in his latest project, but like many of his former fans, my illusions were epically … Keep Reading…

The Scarehouse (2014)…A Few Fun Scenes Can’t Save This Scare-free Mess

All women, as a general rule, have the (sometimes effortless) ability to become huge fucking bitches. Now don’t hiss and get testy ladies, it is a fact that all of us have a barely leashed uber-bitch lurking just below our civilized surface, kinda like a hidden superpower (of sorts) that can be used for good as well as evil…although let’s face … Keep Reading…

Lord of Tears (2013)…Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Owlman? Ummm…I am!

Fuck YES! Now THIS is a fucking horror movie! Unexpectedly nerve-racking, strangely beautiful and chillingly atmospheric, The Lord of Tears is an utterly brilliant cinematic horror experience that may not be for every horror fan, but in my book should absolutely be required viewing. Okay, lemme admit that when I first saw the poster featuring the infamous “Owlman” my eyes rolled into … Keep Reading…

WolfCop (2014)…A Fun Canadian Horror Comedy With Just a Little Bit of Bite

Let’s take a quick walk down memory lane kiddies, back to the care-free and innocent days of the late 1980’s, when I was just a wee Horror Chicklet. A soon to be beloved childhood classic hits the shelves of the local video store (google it if you’re confused about the term) and lil ol’ me begs my half-sister to make … Keep Reading…

Insidious: Chapter 3 Trailer Delivers the Scares…Here’s Hoping the Movie Lives Up to It!

If awesomeness had a face, I’m pretty sure it would look exactly like Lin Shaye…that being said, I must admit I’m a wee bit confused by this trailer. It’s obvious that this is a whole new family being haunted this time around (seriously, one more Patrick Wilson haunting and I was gonna seriously have to think about not watching the … Keep Reading…

Movie Night: Re-Animator (1985)

If you have yet to experience the epic, unparalleled awesome that is Re-Animator…I don’t even know how to end that sentence. Based on a story by H.P. Lovecraft about Herbert West, a medical student at fictional Miskatonic University, who discovers the secret to re-animating dead tissue, Re-Animator is an indisputable classic (yes it IS) and one should have no right (whatsoever) … Keep Reading…

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