Mr. Tusk (2014) and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Movie.

What. The. Fuck? Let me begin by saying, in case the blog title left some doubts as to my feelings about this movie, that Tusk is bloody, fucking awful. Argh, no seriously argh. I have lost the will to communicate this movie was so bad. Holy crap, what the hell was every single person involved thinking? What was Kevin Smith … Keep Reading…

Martyrs (2008), An Exercise in Suffering…w/ some spoilers

Martyrs is not, by any stretch of the imagination, an easy viewing. In fact,  I would go as far as to say that most people should just straight up not watch this movie, like ever. But for the more sadistic among you, or for the terminally curious (such as myself), I realize no amount of warning will keep you away. Personally, … Keep Reading…

The Exorcist (1973) and why 11 year olds probably shouldn’t watch it.

Ah Linda Blair, you crucifix defiling little hussy…if only you knew the sleepless nights you were responsible for. Well, to be fair, I think my mother was more to blame for the fear induced insomnia that plagued me during the tail end of 1992. After all, Linda Blair had no say as to who watched her film, my mother on … Keep Reading…

The Weird Horror Chick Starts a Blog

It’s been my experience that most women, regardless of age, don’t really like horror films too much. I mean there are some chicks that call themselves horror fans cause they really loved Underworld or some similar piece of non-horror crap, but wouldn’t know an Argento film from an episode of Supernatural. I am not one of those girls. I love … Keep Reading…

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