10 Must Watch Horror Movies of 2015

It’s that magical time of year again lovelies, when reviewers, bloggers and others with far too much time on our hands, look back at the last 12 months of movie releases and shamelessly weed through them as we peck at, dissect, deconstruct and generally tear apart the efforts of others, all for the annual Best and Worst Horror Movies of … Keep Reading…

Countdown to Halloween: 7 Wicked Villainesses We Can’t Help But Root For

There’s nothing quite like the delicious guilty pleasure of rooting for a villain. From Freddy to Jason to the seemingly unkillable Chucky doll, sometimes we just want the bad guy to get the upper hand on their victim, no matter how evil or sadistic the bad guy in question may be. But, somehow, when it comes to the evil ladies in cinema, most people … Keep Reading…

Canada Day Horror: It’s Kinda Scary Eh!

Oh Canada, what a great ol’ place you are…not only the second largest country in the world, but the majestic home of the industrious beaver, the beloved purveyor of sweet, maple syrupy goodness and of course, land of some truly great horror films…and some really fucking bad ones too…but let’s not go there right now. July 1st is Canada Day, … Keep Reading…

Necessary Evil: 10 Horror Remakes That Would Actually Make Sense

Remakes…I fucking hate them. Despite a few stellar exceptions (Maniac), remakes are more often than not the very worst that the film industry has to offer, which begs the question: Why the bloody fuck do they keep making these things when nine times out of ten they take a great movie and remake it into a terrible one? Nightmare on … Keep Reading…

Knock Knock (2015) Teaser…Are We Sure Eli Roth Directed This?

The teaser for the upcoming psychological horror Knock Knock came out recently, and I don’t know about you guys, but I’m kinda confused here. First, lemme get this one out of the way because it’s bugging me something fierce…Why does Keanu Reeves have Jared Leto’s bangs circa 2007? It’s almost like the filmmaker is trying to give the impression that, although … Keep Reading…

Freddy, Fame & the Undeniable Allure of Robert Englund

Fear Clinic, Robert Englund’s latest horror show is just a few days from its iTunes release, and like most seasoned fans I’m pretty psyched about it. I’m usually pretty psyched about Mr. Englund’s work in general, but this one (following the 2008 web series of the same name) looks like it might be kinda great, so it got me thinking … Keep Reading…

2014 The Year in Horror: 5 Surprisingly Good Films & 5 Inexcusably Bad Movies…

I don’t like lists. Truth be told, lists stress me out, I get sweaty palms trying to put one thing ahead/behind another whether it be movies or brands of coffee. Plus it takes me for bloody ever cause I second guess myself like the fate of all the world’s cutest baby kittens is resting on my shoulders. So I’m not gonna … Keep Reading…

Black Christmas (1974 & 2006)…Simultaneously the Very Best & Very Worst Holiday Horror Movies!

There are some things in this world, sacred things I believe, that man must not fucketh with…classic horror movies that I love are one of those things.   And yet, for some reason that I am certain involves a vendetta against me personally, studios continue to remake, re-imagine and repeatedly crap out ungodly cinematic abortions that have no business being made. … Keep Reading…

Grimm Love (2006)…Facts, Film and Eating People

Call me kooky, but I’ve got issues with the idea of being eaten; and I guess I always assumed that everyone else did too, but as it turns out, not so much… Based on actual events, Grimm Love (as in Brothers Grimm…as in German…yeah, it’s dumb) is the story of two very lonely, deeply disturbed men with very particular desires. … Keep Reading…

Maniac (2012)…Reflections on a Remake

Hmmm Elijah Wood as a murdering, mommy obsessed, lady scalping maniac…I’ll admit it, I had my doubts (many, many doubts).With his delicate, almost elven features and his un-intimidating stature, he didn’t seem exactly an ideal choice to fill the original maniac’s (Joe Spinell) big clunky shoes…come on, you know what I mean. He’s, you know, short and adorable, like a … Keep Reading…

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