Horror Quickie: The Pyramid (2014)

Sigh… You know what? Fuck this fucking movie! No I mean it, this movie sucks so much that I am now totally disillusioned. I may need to do something drastic here to get over this crap, like become a mad super villain and use my wicked powers to destroy every copy of this wretched flick…or just pretend it doesn’t exist … Keep Reading…

The Sacrament (2013)…Ti West Re-imagines Jonestown…But Why?

“On 18 November 1978 in Jonestown, Guyana, 909 members of Peoples Temple died in what has been called the largest mass suicide in modern history.” Like most people my age, I first heard about Jonestown when I was just a little kid and the idea of so many people taking their lives simultaneously was completely unfathomable to me. As I … Keep Reading…

Gnome Alone (2015)…and the Race for the Worst Horror Movie of 2015 Begins!

There is something to be said about a movie that knows exactly how bad it is and just kinda goes with it. Like Leprechaun, Nuke ’em High, The Return of the Living Dead and other self aware cheese-fests that came before it, Gnome Alone is a pretty shitty movie, in fact, it is far far shittier than any of those … Keep Reading…

Deadgirl (2008) & Why Boys Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things

Sometimes, if one is fortunate enough, you stumble upon a movie that answers one of those ageless questions that all of mankind has asked at one point or another. In the movie Deadgirl, the question is “What would a duo of teen boys do with a living dead chick that they found tied to a gurney in an old, moldy, abandoned … Keep Reading…

Stirba Kicks Ass or The Accidental Awesome of The Howling II (1985)

It’s been my experience, that Christopher Lee can improve almost any movie with his mere godlike presence and unwavering dedication to his roles, regardless of how sucktastic they may be. This is especially true in The Howling II, where Sir Christopher is, if I’m not mistaken, the only real actor in the entire cast. Note: I love Christopher Lee, a lot…a whole … Keep Reading…

Leprechaun: Origins (2014)…An Unnecessary Reboot That Really Has No Business Existing!

I love horror movies. Good, bad, old or new, most horror movies are just so fucking fun to sit through. They can be scary or funny or sometimes so cheesy bad they’re brilliant; at the very least most horror films have some redeeming qualities that make them enjoyable. As such, I’ve had a blast watching some really terrible movies because … Keep Reading…

Jinn (2014)…Seriously, Are You Trying to Piss Me Off?

“Once, in a time before time, God breathed life into the universe. And the light gave birth to Angels. And the earth gave birth to Man. And the fire gave birth to the Djinn, creatures condemned to dwell in the void between the worlds…Fear one thing in all there is… FEAR THE DJINN.” Damn that line was fucking cool. You … Keep Reading…

Mr. Tusk (2014) and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Movie.

What. The. Fuck? Let me begin by saying, in case the blog title left some doubts as to my feelings about this movie, that Tusk is bloody, fucking awful. Argh, no seriously argh. I have lost the will to communicate this movie was so bad. Holy crap, what the hell was every single person involved thinking? What was Kevin Smith … Keep Reading…

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