Girlhouse (2014)…Surprisingly More Than Just Blood Covered Boobs.

Porn…it’s such a touchy subject. People tend to be either all for it or completely against it, but the plain reality is that most (if not all) of us have, at one time or another, gotten our jollies from watching people grind their junk…yes we have, don’t lie! Let’s face it, the porn industry is a multi-billion dollar cash cow … Keep Reading…

WolfCop (2014)…A Fun Canadian Horror Comedy With Just a Little Bit of Bite

Let’s take a quick walk down memory lane kiddies, back to the care-free and innocent days of the late 1980’s, when I was just a wee Horror Chicklet. A soon to be beloved childhood classic hits the shelves of the local video store (google it if you’re confused about the term) and lil ol’ me begs my half-sister to make … Keep Reading…

Clown (2014): Will Remind You of Why You Were Afraid of Clowns in the First Place

I hate clowns. Apologies to all the clowns and clown sympathizers out there, but I am fairly convinced that clowns are spawns of evil put on this planet for the sole purpose of making me uncomfortable. Obviously the people behind the new horror movie Clown, are no fans either. Produced by Eli Roth (which should be a clear indicator of the … Keep Reading…

The Atticus Institute (2015)…An Unexpectedly Intriguing Horror Film That Deserves an Audience

In a horror landscape that has for some time now been inundated with terrible found footage movies and even worse phony documentaries, finding a genuinely good horror film among the rabble has become near impossible. So once I read the synopsis for The Atticus Institute I was less than thrilled with the idea of sitting through yet another version of Paranormal … Keep Reading…

Horror Quickie: The Voices (2014)

If you’re anything like me, the first thing you’ll notice in the newly released horror comedy The Voices, is the refreshing lack of irony in star Ryan Reynolds’ performance. The second thing you’ll likely notice is that Reynolds has the makings of a damn fine actor, which was also obvious in his tour de force role in the claustrophobic nightmare Buried, … Keep Reading…

Fear Clinic (2014): Robert Englund and the Cast Are Rock Solid…If Only the Script Was Too…

It’s been a good 24 hours since I first watched Fear Clinic, and I gotta say I’m feeling pretty damn conflicted about the whole thing. On one end my obsessive love for Robert Englund makes me wanna love this movie, unfortunately on the other end…well, I can’t honestly say that I did love this movie. Fuck if I didn’t want … Keep Reading…

Stirba Kicks Ass or The Accidental Awesome of The Howling II (1985)

It’s been my experience, that Christopher Lee can improve almost any movie with his mere godlike presence and unwavering dedication to his roles, regardless of how sucktastic they may be. This is especially true in The Howling II, where Sir Christopher is, if I’m not mistaken, the only real actor in the entire cast. Note: I love Christopher Lee, a lot…a whole … Keep Reading…

Alucarda (1977)…Satan & the Teenage Lesbian

*Here be Spoilers* Of all the disturbing images in the Mexican cult horror classic Alucarda, the only one that actually sicks me out is that of the nuns in their weird habits. I have an issue with nuns in general, always have, they’ve frightened me since I was a child, but these nuns here would creep out anyone I’m sure … Keep Reading…

The Lair of the White Worm (1988)…uhhhhh…what?!?!?!

A long time ago, in a land far, far away, there lived an impressionable young girl with far too much curiosity… No, not working for you? Let’s try this then… Sometime around 1990, in the cosmopolitan burg of Montreal, I was a sleepless nine year old who sneaked into the hallway and took a peek at the movie my mother had fallen … Keep Reading…

Killing Mr. Right (2014)…A Fun and Twisted Little Indie Horror!

There’s a lot to be said about low-budget, independent horror films, not the least of which is that, more often than not, they kinda suck. So, even though the trailer looked like Killing Mr. Right might be a decent viewing I went into it expecting only something to hold my attention while I folded my laundry (oh yeah, it’s all scary/sexy … Keep Reading…

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