Goodnight Mommy (2014) Trailer and The Stuff Nightmares Are Made Of

Hooooly Shit is this trailer ever EPIC! Goodnight Mommy is the latest Austrian offering by directors Severin Fiala and Veronika Franz, and if the trailer is anything to go by (yes yes I know trailers aren’t reliable) it looks like it may be a fan-fucking-tastic horror experience. Bleak and atmospheric, the trailer hints at the tale of nine year old … Keep Reading…

Girlhouse (2014)…Surprisingly More Than Just Blood Covered Boobs.

Porn…it’s such a touchy subject. People tend to be either all for it or completely against it, but the plain reality is that most (if not all) of us have, at one time or another, gotten our jollies from watching people grind their junk…yes we have, don’t lie! Let’s face it, the porn industry is a multi-billion dollar cash cow … Keep Reading…

Horror Quickie: Eat (2014)

Eat, the first full length feature by writer/director Jimmy Weber, is a sick and grotesque little flick about a not so young actress Novella McClure (Meggie Maddock) who, perhaps due to lack of success or just plain mental instability, becomes obsessed with eating her own flesh. The concept is obviously inspired by the superior and surreal 2002 French film Dans … Keep Reading…

A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014)…A Riveting & Wholly Original Vampire Flick

Let me begin by saying that Ana Lily Amirpour, the very talented director of A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night, may not be a household name yet, but if her first feature length film is any indication, she absolutely will be…moving on… Filmed completely in black and white and set in modern day “Bad City”, Iran (here portrayed by … Keep Reading…

The Scarehouse (2014)…A Few Fun Scenes Can’t Save This Scare-free Mess

All women, as a general rule,┬áhave the (sometimes effortless) ability to become huge fucking bitches. Now don’t hiss and get testy ladies, it is a fact that all of us have a barely leashed uber-bitch lurking just below our civilized surface, kinda like a hidden superpower (of sorts) that can be used for good as well as evil…although let’s face … Keep Reading…

WolfCop (2014)…A Fun Canadian Horror Comedy With Just a Little Bit of Bite

Let’s take a quick walk down memory lane kiddies, back to the care-free and innocent days of the late 1980’s, when I was just a wee Horror Chicklet. A soon to be beloved childhood classic hits the shelves of the local video store (google it if you’re confused about the term) and lil ol’ me begs my half-sister to make … Keep Reading…

Horror Quickie: The Pyramid (2014)

Sigh… You know what? Fuck this fucking movie! No I mean it, this movie sucks so much that I am now totally disillusioned. I may need to do something drastic here to get over this crap, like become a mad super villain and use my wicked powers to destroy every copy of this wretched flick…or just pretend it doesn’t exist … Keep Reading…

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