Knock Knock (2015)…Do Yourselves a Favor & Just DON’T Answer

Sigh… Really Keanu Reeves, really? After everything we’ve been through, after the unbelievable, badass awesomeness that was John Wick, THIS is what you’ve got for me now? Sigh…I’m so totally disillusioned right now. Alright, here goes, the short fucking version…Keanu plays Evan, a supposedly devoted husband and father who, while home alone, lets in two stranded, beautiful women (Lorenza Izzo … Keep Reading…

Felicia’s Reviews: The Green Inferno

Privileged New York college student Justine (Lorenza Izzo) finds herself seeking social media driven activism on her campus after meeting student activist Alejandro (Ariel Levy). While on a hunger strike on behalf of underpaid janitors, Justine joins the extremely obnoxious fellow activist on his next uninformed project, which is to save the Amazon. Original right? Well think of your own … Keep Reading…

The Drownsman (2014)…So Bad I Can’t Even Think of a Blurb!

I love horror movies. Love them truly, madly, deeply and more than anything, I love them so obsessively that I barely watch anything else. Unfortunately, many people still consider horror a lowbrow genre made up of weak plots, shitty effects and worse performances; this, of course, is completely incorrect. Anyone who has experienced the utter perfection of horror masterpieces like The Exorcist, Rosemary’s … Keep Reading…

Cooties (2014)…A Smart, Laugh Out-Loud Horror Comedy Not to Be Missed

Ahhh, children…they’re something ain’t they… On a good day, they can be darling, adorable little angels from the sunniest part of sweet, sweet heaven. On a bad day…well, on a bad day kids can be evil, merciless devils from the deepest, darkest bowels of burning, stinky hell…and I say that in the nicest way possible. Before you assume I hate children … Keep Reading…

Tobe Hooper’s Djinn (2015)…Just Doesn’t Live Up to its Potential

You know what sucks? When a movie is sooooooo close to being good and then it just…isn’t. Director Tobe Hooper’s latest flick Djinn is one of those movies, and fuck if it isn’t a piss off…again. I mean COME ON, why does every movie about the djinn have to be a disappointment…obviously I mean every movie since Wishmaster. Sigh… The … Keep Reading…

Vin Diesel Kicks Ass in The Last Witch Hunter (2015) Latest Trailer

The new trailer for The Last Witch Hunter has got me as cautiously giddy as an overly repressed school girl …yes that is a thing. First, Elijah Wood is in this flick, and anyone who has been following AGG2H will know of my overwhelming love for Wood and his burgeoning horror career, specifically Maniac (woo love Maniac). Also, Michael Caine co-stars…but to … Keep Reading…

The Latest Trailer for The Green Inferno WILL Mess With You…No Seriously

Eli Roth is one fucked up individual, and if this latest clip from his cannibal epic The Green Inferno is any indicator, he’s becoming more depraved with age. Some of his more squeamish critics have even gone as far as to say that Roth requires psychological help for his clear obsession with violence and torture. As a solid fan of … Keep Reading…

The Hallow (2015) Trailer & The Dark Side of Fairies

I dunno about anyone else but I, paranoid creature that I am, have always found stories of wood dwelling fairy folk to be kinda unnerving. Pixies, banshees, hobgoblins and the like don’t make me think of sweetness and light, oh no, not even a little bit. Fairy stories make my skin crawl and make me think of home invading little … Keep Reading…

Sinister 2 & The Fall of Mr Boogie

Despite what some may think, invoking fear in an audience is not an easy task. Most horror films, regardless of budget, very rarely manage much more than a well placed jolt or momentary scare that fades as quickly as it surfaces, and unfortunately Sinister 2 is one of those movies without any real frights…or much else worth watching either. The original … Keep Reading…

Victor Frankenstein (2015) Trailer

Hmmm… Victor Frankenstein is the latest classic horror tale getting the updated big screen treatment, with this version of the timeless story being told though the eyes of the mad doctor’s assistant Igor. Of course this Igor comes in the form of the short but delectable Daniel Radcliffe (sans physical deformities but sporting an utterly hideous haircut) and the doctor … Keep Reading…

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