Knock Knock (2015)…Do Yourselves a Favor & Just DON’T Answer

Sigh… Really Keanu Reeves, really? After everything we’ve been through, after the unbelievable, badass awesomeness that was John Wick, THIS is what you’ve got for me now? Sigh…I’m so totally disillusioned right now. Alright, here goes, the short fucking version…Keanu plays Evan, a supposedly devoted husband and father who, while home alone, lets in two stranded, beautiful women (Lorenza Izzo … Keep Reading…

Felicia’s Reviews: The Green Inferno

Privileged New York college student Justine (Lorenza Izzo) finds herself seeking social media driven activism on her campus after meeting student activist Alejandro (Ariel Levy). While on a hunger strike on behalf of underpaid janitors, Justine joins the extremely obnoxious fellow activist on his next uninformed project, which is to save the Amazon. Original right? Well think of your own … Keep Reading…

The Latest Trailer for The Green Inferno WILL Mess With You…No Seriously

Eli Roth is one fucked up individual, and if this latest clip from his cannibal epic The Green Inferno is any indicator, he’s becoming more depraved with age. Some of his more squeamish critics have even gone as far as to say that Roth requires psychological help for his clear obsession with violence and torture. As a solid fan of … Keep Reading…

Clown (2014): Will Remind You of Why You Were Afraid of Clowns in the First Place

I hate clowns. Apologies to all the clowns and clown sympathizers out there, but I am fairly convinced that clowns are spawns of evil put on this planet for the sole purpose of making me uncomfortable. Obviously the people behind the new horror movie Clown, are no fans either. Produced by Eli Roth (which should be a clear indicator of the … Keep Reading…

Knock Knock (2015) Teaser…Are We Sure Eli Roth Directed This?

The teaser for the upcoming psychological horror Knock Knock came out recently, and I don’t know about you guys, but I’m kinda confused here. First, lemme get this one out of the way because it’s bugging me something fierce…Why does Keanu Reeves have Jared Leto’s bangs circa 2007? It’s almost like the filmmaker is trying to give the impression that, although … Keep Reading…

Anticipation is a Killer: Three Upcoming Horror Flicks That May Be Worth Some Hype!

We all know that trailers can be misleading, and horror trailers are often the worst offenders since it doesn’t seem all that hard to make a bad movie look awesome. Still, one can’t help the thrill that comes with watching a trailer that makes a movie seem like it may be the best thing since god invented vibrators, and I’ve recently stumbled … Keep Reading…

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