Horror Quickie: The Last Witch Hunter (2015)

I don’t think I’ll be shocking anyone here when I say that Vin Diesel, gorgeous creature that he is, has not always been the most prolific actor. We all know the man is hot as Hades and possesses an undeniable charisma, but no one has ever accused him of challenging himself or his audience with his chosen roles. Fortunately that makes absolutely no … Keep Reading…

Cooties (2014)…A Smart, Laugh Out-Loud Horror Comedy Not to Be Missed

Ahhh, children…they’re something ain’t they… On a good day, they can be darling, adorable little angels from the sunniest part of sweet, sweet heaven. On a bad day…well, on a bad day kids can be evil, merciless devils from the deepest, darkest bowels of burning, stinky hell…and I say that in the nicest way possible. Before you assume I hate children … Keep Reading…

Vin Diesel Kicks Ass in The Last Witch Hunter (2015) Latest Trailer

The new trailer for The Last Witch Hunter has got me as cautiously giddy as an overly repressed school girl …yes that is a thing. First, Elijah Wood is in this flick, and anyone who has been following AGG2H will know of my overwhelming love for Wood and his burgeoning horror career, specifically Maniac (woo love Maniac). Also, Michael Caine co-stars…but to … Keep Reading…

Cooties (2014) Trailer…An Epic First Look at a Highly Anticipated Flick!

Zombies man, they suck…and also if you’ve been following this page you know I’m totally terrified of them…whatever, they’re scary, they’re dead and hungry and you can’t reason with their brain dead selves or negotiate and send them to the neighbors instead. Vampires and werewolves are cool (and can be reasoned with) but there ain’t nothing cool or sexy about … Keep Reading…

The Last Witch Hunter (2015) First Teaser Trailer

I love movies about witches, don’t you? Of all the horror sub-genres, I find that movies about witchcraft tend to be have this awesome surreal, cheesy gothic feel that, in my opinion, makes these films the absolute MOST fun to watch. No matter how bad (The Covenant, Season of the Witch, Blair Witch 2, etc) or good (Suspiria, Black Sunday, The … Keep Reading…

Maniac (2012)…Reflections on a Remake

Hmmm Elijah Wood as a murdering, mommy obsessed, lady scalping maniac…I’ll admit it, I had my doubts (many, many doubts).With his delicate, almost elven features and his un-intimidating stature, he didn’t seem exactly an ideal choice to fill the original maniac’s (Joe Spinell) big clunky shoes…come on, you know what I mean. He’s, you know, short and adorable, like a … Keep Reading…

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