Martyrs (2015)…A Pale Imitation of a Startling Original

Martyrs…it’s one hell of a messed up cinematic experience. Any way you slice or dice it, the story of two young women whose quest for vengeance leads them into the clutches of a depraved group of people trying to create modern day martyrs, is one of those epic mind fuck flicks that will stay with you for a vast eternity, … Keep Reading…

Poltergeist (2015)…They’re Heeeeeeerrre…Now Go Away!

Remakes…It’s no secret that I am not fond of these particular movies, and although I’m willing to admit they occasionally do hit the mark, this is unfortunately not the case with the over-hyped remake of Poltergeist. Funnily enough, this is not the worst horror reboot I’ve ever seen, not by a long shot, but this unnecessary, unwanted and unimaginative remakeĀ isn’t … Keep Reading…

Necessary Evil: 10 Horror Remakes That Would Actually Make Sense

Remakes…I fucking hate them. Despite a few stellar exceptions (Maniac), remakes are more often than not the very worst that the film industry has to offer, which begs the question: Why the bloody fuck do they keep making these things when nine times out of ten they take a great movie and remake it into a terrible one? Nightmare on … Keep Reading…

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