The Terrible Ten: 2015’s Most Avoidable Horror Movies

Oh the giddy joy of the “the worst list”…it’s awful to admit it, but writing about terrible movies is so much fun I’m almost ashamed of myself…I’m not quite there yet, but I’m working up to feeling actual shame. But let’s not talk about that, instead let’s focus on the worst, most awful horror movies that the last year has … Keep Reading…

Knock Knock (2015)…Do Yourselves a Favor & Just DON’T Answer

Sigh… Really Keanu Reeves, really? After everything we’ve been through, after the unbelievable, badass awesomeness that was John Wick, THIS is what you’ve got for me now? Sigh…I’m so totally disillusioned right now. Alright, here goes, the short fucking version…Keanu plays Evan, a supposedly devoted husband and father who, while home alone, lets in two stranded, beautiful women (Lorenza Izzo … Keep Reading…

Knock Knock (2015) Teaser…Are We Sure Eli Roth Directed This?

The teaser for the upcoming psychological horror Knock Knock came out recently, and I don’t know about you guys, but I’m kinda confused here. First, lemme get this one out of the way because it’s bugging me something fierce…Why does Keanu Reeves have Jared Leto’s bangsĀ circa 2007? It’s almost like the filmmaker is trying to give the impression that, although … Keep Reading…

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